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'Oh my God! Oh my God!
You do not exist! This cannot be real!'

General

All of Emile's horrible guesses can be found here.
- Oh wait, that's only Part 1. And it's more than half an hour long.
- Here's the second part.
- And here's the third part. You're welcome.
- Part four.
For April Fools' Day, they decided to take a snippet of the Hawaii recordings, and slow it down to a snail's pace. It's as ridiculous as it sounds, and you can witness it here.
Jon:[in the comments] ...I can't believe you did it. You talked about turning this into a series for months and I never believed you would do it. Even as an April Fool's joke I never believed you would do it.
...I don't know if I should applaud you or delete your editing software.
The comments generally use Emile's terrible guesses in a sentence as if they were an actual thing.
-Oh boy. Simon Wager is my favorite actor. I loved his Patrick Zany character. I think that famous Calibrary Cuff Paula Deen did a cameo in that movie, where Zany is trying to find the elusive Metropolitan Mutant of Ark.

Match 1

Emile regales the guys of a time he saw Wheel of Fortune when he was younger:
Emile: 'The subject was 'thing', but I thought it was telling the viewers at home what the answer was. So the answer was 20 letters long, but I went 'I know! 'Thing'!'
Jon: 'You were very good atWheel of Fortunewhen you were a kid.'
Emile, stumped on one puzzle, guesses random letters and ends up with the magnificent disaster that is 'CALIBRARY CUFF PAULA DEEN'. Jon's sarcasm and his embarrassment causes a laughing fit that lasts for over two minutes. The answer was CELEBRITY CHEF PAULA DEEN.
Jon: 'Calibrary Cuff Paula Deen.' Calibrary Cuff. I'm sorry, but what?!'
- What makes it honestly fantastic, really, is the sound of Emile breaking down in shame in the background.
- During the closing credits, they discuss what that would even be.
- Related: 'THE FEATS OF CAFE'. Chugga A. Conroy, everyone.
- Emile gets so incoherent with embarrassment over this that he has to resort to putting subtitles in the video at one point.
  - Even better, later on Emile tries to call Jon out on his mocking Emile's fail by claiming it embarrasses him, only for Jon to point out he's 'doing a good job by himself.'
Pat's Final Spin landing on lose a turn. Twice.

Hollywood

The comment the guys choose to end the first video on:
Tim: 'I keep expecting [the game] to cut to a commercial or something.'
Jon correctly guessing every letter in the final puzzle, and still being prompted to solve it. He notes that it would even be entirely possible for him to just choose to give up.
Emile: 'D'you wanna do it?'
Jon: 'No. Fuck no, I want my prize!'
After Jon decides at what prize to pick, he discusses this:
Jon: 'Okay, there's a football logo in this game and it's locked by default and it makes me so sad! I want a football on my shirt!'
Emile: 'I want a football in my mouth! DEET DEET!'
Jon: 'Did you say you want a football in your mouth?'
Emile: 'Uh, that's not what I meant to say, I wanted a foot- never mind!'
- Now animated!
  - Of course, the animation omits the 'never mind', instead doing something much funnier.

Happy Holidays

Jon completely losing it right at the beginning of Part 1 because of Tim:
Tim: 'You wanna touch my letters, Vanna, because you're more than welcome to any time you want to.'
Jon:[while laughing] 'W... what???'
Emile: 'What letters are you talking about, Tim, your consonants or your vowels?'
Tim: 'My PP!'
Jon:[after calming down] 'Oh man!'
Emile: 'Jon sounds like a monkey.'
Tim: 'Oh my D, my D, that works too.'
'FEISTA KEYS TO THE GARAGE', in a Before & After puzzle. Emile, admittedly, had a train of thought for this one, but that just makes it even better. The answer was ALICIA KEYS TO THE GARAGE.
- Also, 'GOING ON A PLEASE LABE'.
Jon does the same Literal-Minded gag he's done on his own livestreams of Wheel of Fortune, misinterpreting a prize picture of a deckchair on an idyllic tropical beach as 'You win a chair!' rather than a trip.
- Related, Jon (and eventually the others) note that whenever someone wins a vehicle, it is shown as a rotating image, so he describes the prizes as (e.g.) 'A SPINNING MOTORCYCLE!!'

Cruise Week

The intro has Jon bringing up 'Feista Keys to the Garage' again, causing Emile to explain that he's not trying to be funny and is really trying his best. Immediately afterwards? 'OCEAN GROSSING'.
- And then his confusion over the actual answer:
  Emile: 'What's 'ocean crossing'?'
  Jon: 'As in, you cross the ocean.'
  Emile:[still confused] 'What?'
Anime Cat GirlEmile.
Emile:[weirdly suppressed, sounding like a cat] 'Oooooh!'
Jon: 'WHAT WAS THAT??? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?'
After yet more Trauma Conga Line for Emile, we get this:
Jon: 'Now if anyone had bought an E, we would have figured it out immediately.'
Emile: 'E-mediately?'
Jon: 'Really?'
Emile: '...Please let me have my puns, I got nothing left in this game!'
Jon:[laughing] 'Wow! Dude! That's so depressing sounding!'
- The humiliation doesn't end there; the next video features a Toss-Up puzzle with Occupation as the category. Emile accidentally decides to solve the puzzle with just a G on the board, and blindly piecing letters together, ends up with 'ICICLES GOGGGLES'. What makes the moment even better, though, is Tim making the same mistake, effectively giving Jon the win. The answer was GRAPHIC DESIGNER.
  Jon: 'I think you broke your trend of doing half of it right.'
At one point, Emile and Jon's characters throw up their arms in defeat at the exact same time.

The Great Outdoors

As usual, Emile gets most of a phrase correct, then screws up on one word. This time, it's 'QUIET BEAUTY OF SALUTE'.
Tim getting two Bankrupts in a row, followed by losing a turn.
Guess who thought the word 'Southern' was 'Softkern' for a thing?
- And even once he knows the first word, his next guess is 'SOUTHERN CRAPI'.

Old Wheel Of Fortune Game

Las Vegas

The Running Gag of picking B never working for Emile becomes a Brick Joke when he guesses something other than B and gets it wrong...
Jon:[To Tim] 'Are you going to do it and break his heart?'
Emile: 'NO! IT'S NOT THAT, IS IT?!'
[Tim picks B, and it turns out there aretwoof them]
Emile: GOD FRIKKING.... PIZZA!'
- The same puzzle ends up reduced to just THE BA_ BRIDGE, and Emile still doesn't know what it is. He has to literallyTry Everything until he finally realises, actually pronouncing the word with every letter from C to Y while Jon groans in frustration. Made even funnier by the fact that Jon knew the answer and would've got it... had he not immediately spun Bankrupt on his turn.
Emile reveals that he original

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